She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
So here I am, sexting at work.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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