batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
The struggles of a small town man whore
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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