the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
This is my gift to your gina
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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