Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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