Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
