How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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