At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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