You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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