this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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