I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I'm really busy with my period
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