Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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