dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
