i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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