By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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