I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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