Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
