I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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