Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
