your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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