Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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