they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
did i walk over a car last night?
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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