Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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