i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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