I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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