Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted