I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
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He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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