that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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