I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
