It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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