I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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