Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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