Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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