Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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