do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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