OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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