1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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