I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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