Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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