i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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