what if I'm pregnant?
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He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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