what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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