2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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