Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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