so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
handjob tips. give me some.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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