I cockslap morals
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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