Dual....:-)
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
His nipple licking is glorious
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