No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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