I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
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