I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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