i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I have post one night stand depression
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