Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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