Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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