I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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