So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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