OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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