Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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