nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
My penis needs a shock collar
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I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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