How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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