New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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